Toys For Sex

2012-02-22T07:23:00.001-08:00

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Editor

Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Wave by Mistress Kay
Jollies Thrust by Kira
Reflections Glass Sultry by Mistress Kay
Glass G Dual Pleasure Wand by Mei
Happy Valley Delight by Mistress Kay
nJoy Eleven by Kira
Twister by Beanfiddler
Luv Touch Softee by Belle

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

O is for Orgasm

2011-11-22T08:32:00.000-08:00

I about wet my pants watching this. Thanks Carlos you rock.

N is for Nipple

2011-11-08T18:04:00.000-08:00

Nipples that yummy spot on your body that some very lucky woman can orgasm just from attention to them. Nipples like all other parts of the body come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. Nipples like people vary a great deal. Small to large, hairy to smooth, light to dark, pierced to non and a million and one other options.

Do you like your nipples? I for a long time thought my areolae were too large, I've since come to decide they look just fine and now don't worry about it mostly because I've come to realize it was stupid of me to feel that way. I've also always compared my pokies to raspberries. Mmmm raspberries yum So with that I ask you all which of these is not like the other? Yep one of these is me or my nip I should say. ( You're welcome Keith )
If you pick correctly you get ... well nothing other than knowing you are right and who doesn't like that?

M is for Masturbation

2011-11-03T07:15:00.000-07:00

I masturbate. Yep. Really. Everyday usually. Did you know that a guys risk for prostate cancer drops by like 40% if he masturbates regularly? Seriously not sure why doctors don't order patients to masturbate. I mean it can only help so why not go for it. Keith I'm talking to you, masturbate more please for the greater good. I saw your answer in the interview that's much too infrequent, daily from now on please :) Thanks much obliged. Your prostate will thank you too. As will your skin. Skin people you glow and look nicer because of all the good hormones released from masturbation. Keith I know you want to be all glowy, glow not sparkle so it's okay. Orgasm releases all kinds of good stuff and is a natural remedy for pain so no excuses about headaches.

I currently have two go to toys, both rabbits. I find that rabbits work the best for me as the combination of
g-spot and clitoral feels fantastic though anything vibrating on my clitoris also works wonders.

My first toy was a rabbit but the first toy to make me cum was a climax rabbit a rather simple toy just a bullet encased in a bunny sleeve. So far only a toy has every gotten me to my happy place which is okay though one day I'm hoping a guy will, till then I have my masturbation sessions to enjoy.

I was once told by an employee at an adult store you are like in the top 5 people most excited about toys, I didn't know how to explain to him my love for them. They are only for my pleasure, they don't call me names or make me feel bad about myself. When I use my toys they make me feel good. How could I not love toys?
When it was being renovated the guy fixing up the place said I was like a kid in a candy store lol I once masturbated in front of a guy, he stopped me and asked if he could have some as I had clearly forgotten he was even there. Clearly I love masturbating with my toys, it's why I encourage people to get them, use them and try a wide variety of toys.

For those who have a hard time cumming I would say this. I didn't orgasm till I was 30 ( this was only a few months ago ) I had my first toy for about a year and a half then and it took that long for me to figure out what worked and how to get there. I bought multiple toys in that time. I masturbated frequently and didn't just throw in the towel because it wasn't easy. It wasn't my first toy that made me orgasm so I'm glad I kept trying new ones and always look forward to new toys to test out. I'm still learning and hope to still be decades from now. I usually masturbate everyday right before I go to sleep and I know that I can make myself cum twice in a half hour with my rabbit vibes, so I give myself my one at least happy ending two if I have the time and I'm not too sleepy. Frequently I can't sleep if I don't masturbate it's a great make myself go to sleep method.

Keith sells many great items. I'm particularly eager to add the iRide to my masturbation session. It looks like a must try toy and he has it for sale at the most awesome price I have seen anywhere.

He sells a Jopen at such an amazing price I'm sure he's quite insane. The Jopen is an extremely high end toy. For sure a must have for any rabbit fan, like say me :)

The Internet rabbit is one that long distance couples would love. Your lover can be on the other side of the planet and controlling your toy. Serious masturbation fun.

M for sure is for Masturbation and all these toys just make me excited to try them all.

L is for Lelo

2011-10-25T08:09:00.000-07:00

I've been thinking what I could blog about. L is for many things of course but once you need to come up with something your brain draws a blank or maybe that's just my brain but after some thought I still had nothing so browsing the ToysForSex it came up with something for me.

While browsing I found Bob. You're wondering how that leads to L well Bob a male plug is made my Lelo.

Lelo is a great toy manufacturer and Bob is a toy that I have found myself suddenly curious about. First it's called Bob an intersting name for a toy it reminds me of that erectile disfunction commercial where the always stiff ED sufferer who's name also happen to be Bob. That guys demonic grinning freaked me out every damn time I saw that commercial. Though this Bob seams way cooler.

Bob the plug however looks like a toy guys who like prostate stimulation should check out. The description is so very polite and well when I think of plugs polite is not the first thing to come to mind. But what do I know.

BOB is a gentleman's pleasure object elegantly sculpted, with Lelo's customary attention to detail

Now does that not sound like the kind of toy you want stuck in your butt? Hell I don't have a prostate but it still sounds good to me. Perhaps I'd just like to stick it in a guys butt and see what he thinks. Who's to say really though men are built for anal I mean hello your guy g-spot is in your rear. Try it out see if you can ejaculate solely prostate fluid you man squirter you or you ladies see if you can convince your guy to let you stick Bob in his ass and then be sure to come back and tell us all about it.

So Bob check him out. Made by Lelo and even comes with a 1 year warranty.
Then please, pretty please with a cherry on top come back and tell me what Bob is like.
Thanks much obliged.

2011-10-24T21:00:00.001-07:00

The Lines by UniqueNudes

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Editor

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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie

Saintly Sinner by True Pleasures

Miscellaneous

K is for Kiss

2011-10-07T12:17:00.000-07:00

Genitals don't have as much sensitivity as lips. I didn't know that or many other things about kissing though researching for this post I've found some very interesting facts about an act we all do at some point in our life and sadly lately for me not nearly enough or I should say at all. Le sigh who wants to make out?

If we made out we'd burn 26 calories a minute. Burn that breath mint right off.

There are woman lucky bitches that they are who can orgasm just from making out.

The natives of the Trobriand Islands kiss in phases that ends with then biting each other's eyelashes off.

When people kiss they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

Kissing despite what may be thought after the last tidbit is actually very healthy and increases the flow of saliva.

The average woman kisses 29 men before marrying.

Kissing has been quite the inspiration for many artists. The Kiss by Klimt and Rodin's The Kiss are just two.

Kissing in the movies was not allowed for more than a few seconds due to the Hays Code. The two couldn't be horizontal and at least one person had to be standing or sitting.

Men who kiss their partner before leaving for work average higher incomes. So pucker up boys.

The same endorphin's are released during kissing as from bungee jumping and skydiving. Kissing what a rush.

J is for Jizz

2011-09-27T09:42:00.000-07:00

Jizz aka man juice aka cum aka well a lot of things is a fascinating thing. Some guys love to see it splattered all over a girls face. Much porn out there is focused on facials. Many like to cum on girls chest, pearl necklaces again have there place. Some woman don't care for this or find it degrading some on the other hand love it. There are many reports of semen being great for the skin. I once read about a woman who would make her boyfriend pull out and cum on random parts of her body so she could rub it in and get her skin all a glow.

Cum is made up of a variety of things. A very small portion actually is the little tadpoles we all know ( I'm working from wikipedia reference so if this is untrue you'll have to complain to them ) the majority is seminal vesicle which as I understand it is the stuff they tries to keep the lady fluids from killing the little tadpoles off another way of saying keeps them fighting for as long as possible and is the stuff that keeps the semen healthy and energetic. Next largest portion is prostate fluid see guys you are made for anal sex your cum even says so. Don't you just want to ooze nothing but prostate fluid? Finally the smallest portion of what makes up cum is bulbourethal glands which is again as I read it the stuff that gives cum that awesome snot/egg white like consistency.

So how does everyone feel about man juice? Some ladies don't swallow some don't even like a guy cumming in her mouth. I for one don't mind and swallow but facials well only if you want a punch in the balls. I was with a guy who would cum on my belly and lick it off me. That was hot. Snowballings big for gay guys when one cums in the others mouth then you basically swap spit or jizz and you swallow your own cum. This of course can be done with straight couples and is a really cool thing a guy can do I think so. Have yet to meet a guy who would, may be something to suggest for the ladies who feel pressured to swallow say sure but you first ;)

Guys if you want your lady to swallow don't pressure her and if she says no get over it. You should try to eat nice things fruit in particular before to make your jizz taste as pleasant as possible. Ladies I for one don't think swallowing is a big deal I mean if you'll put a penis in your mouth then swallowing isn't the end of the world and those who will let a guy cum in her mouth then run off to spit really you'll end up with it sitting in your mouth for longer if you do that then if you swallow. To each their own though.

But again thoughts, views and experiences with man juice. Please share.

Ummmmmm

2011-09-23T11:46:00.000-07:00

Someone please explain the Japanese to me. Please.

Tidy up

2011-09-16T08:12:00.000-07:00

Put your toys away even if you are a grown up.

Sex, lets talk it

2011-09-12T19:03:00.000-07:00

I needed something to blog about for Keith here so I figured why not Sex. Sex is pretty awesome, if its done right and with the right person. Unfortunately my sexual experiences with anyone or anything other than myself and my hand or a toy hasn't be all that great. So what I want to know, because I'm all nosy like that, is this. . .

How old were you when you lost your virginity? If you lost your virginity.

How many sexual partners have you had? (it's not a competition, just be honest.)

Do you regret loosing your virginity or who you lost it to?

Do you even like sex? ( my sister says she hates sex because its gross, I like sex because its a sweaty fun time. . . in my imagination and all the erotica's I read )

Do you have more sex with actual people or more sex by yourself with toys?

Me?. . .

I was 18 when I lost my virginity, I do regret it because the guy bullied me into it. I've been with 2 guys sexually, wish I had more, lol. I love sex, or the thought of amazing sex, I hope to have some someday, lol. And surprise surprise I have more sex with my hand and toys than actual people.

Jess

2011-09-10T09:02:00.001-07:00

Finger Bound 3 by ropemarks

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Editor’s Pick

Jollies Rider by Little Miss Naughtygirl

Until I found toyswap, I tried so hard to get one of anything that was made by Jollies, all I could get my hands on was this, the vastly under-reviewed Jollies Jollie Rider. This magical hunk of silicone arrived, and it was lust. I knew that I’d cherish it forever, or at least I thought I would, until I actually used it.

Note: A great review of a minimally reviewed product by Jollies. RIP Jollies.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus

This week’s reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Honey 1 by LucyLemonade
Icicles No.12 by Toys in Love
Rainbow Amor by Red Vinyl Kitty
Handmaiden by Beanfiddler
Rippler by Lucid Obsession
Lovemoiselle Aveline by Nymphomaniac Ness
Don Wand Melon Crank by Seth

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Incoqnito Smoke Ring by Sea of Neptune

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie & Shoes

Miscellaneous

I is for Icicles

2011-09-09T08:12:00.000-07:00

So who has a glass toy?

I for one would like to add one okay or two or more to my toy collection. I'd like to do that in particular when I have a partner as hot and cold play is something I've yet to try and that sounds like it would be fun to try with someone, in fact to me glass toys seam like perfect partner toys. It's the kind of toy I'd want someone to use on me. Also with glass toys you can use any kind of lube you like and can be cleaned easiest of any type of toy. Stick it in the dishwasher for a good scrub and steam clean.

Glass toys are fine for solo use though and in general are very versatile in that there are those that are vibrators. Anal plugs which are great for men or woman, Curved for G-Spot stimulation. Double ended again perfect for partner play. Juicers which well I saw a video once of someone getting juiced and I would so sign up for that fun.

Pipedreams Icicles collection is well known for being a great set of glass toys. The Doc Johnson Dreams collection is another that has many awesome looking toys. Seriously if I had these and a mantle I would put them out for display some of them are that fantastic looking. ToysForSex.co has a nice variety of glass toys.
I'm going to leave you all with a youtube video for the Icicles No. 14 which ToysForSex.co carries. And I'm going to go add some glass toys to my wishlist. ;)

Woah

2011-09-02T06:49:00.000-07:00

Me thinks she's done this a few times.

50 things. Sex to do list for the ladies.

2011-09-02T06:47:00.000-07:00

50 Things To Do Sexually Before You Die

How many can you check off the list?

1.Kiss a girl

No but I want to try sex with a girl see what all the fuss is about.

2.Have anal

Yeah done that. Need a ton of lube and more warning next time.

3.Have a threesome

I totally want to do this. It'll make Keith happy to know this I'm sure. Course I want to be with two guys.

4.Engage in group sex

Yeah I'll pass. Beyond watching this holds no appeal to me.

5.Have phone sex

Done it multiple times. In fact the one time I gushed was while I was on the phone

6.Masturbate

Hahaha, I don't sleep well when I don't masturbate. In fact sometimes I have to masturbate to get myself to sleep. Masturbate check and often. I do it for my health and because I have to for toy reviews you know. Really. Seriously. Okay and I like it!

7.Use a vibrator

o_O yeah pretty sure I've done this let me check my box of toys as to how many I have lol

8.Use a sex toy on someone else

Not done, but sounds like fun

9.Be tied up

No sadly :( maybe one day someone will be nice and tie me up though ;)

10.Tie someone up

Again sadly no but I'd like to

11.Have sex in a public space

If giving head in a pickup in a parking lot in the middle of the night counts then yes I have

12.Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)

Nope but again I'd like to.

13.Sex in a car

See 11

14.Sex at a drive-in

Are there any of these for us to even live out this fantasy? I'd be annoyed about missing the movie so pass.

15.Mile-high club

A friend of mine is a pilot I totally offered to get it on with him just to live out this fantasy and what does he say no there is no room. Wtf I just offered you sex! Men!

16.Sex with a stranger

No and don't think I would it's creepy and what if they are contagious.

17.One-night stand

Le sigh yeah. Tiny penis thanks for the reminder.

18.Married sex

Never been married.

19.Sex on a boat

Never have totally would try.

20.Sex in a body of water

Never have totally would try

21.Light spanking

Yeah but it wasn't great. I'd like to try again though.

22.Read erotica

Yes of course

23.Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game

No never have.

24.Sex in the shower

Never have.

25.Sex standing up against a wall

Yeah it was okay really need to give that one a whirl again.

26.Sex with no kissing

That sums up my last two sex partners which sucks cause I love making out.

27.Sex in the pitch black

Yes and it's really freaking hard to find a penis that way

28.Sex in the broad daylight

Yes and I don't care for it. It highlights all the bits I'd prefer him not to see.

29.Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin

lmao yeah I wish

30.Sex in a tent in the wilderness

No but I'm game.

31.Watch porn together

Never have

32.Watch porn alone

Yep

33.Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms

I only just figured out how to give myself singles in the last what 3-4 months so no

34.Sex on the beach

No and I hear it's highly over rated I mean who wants sand crammed up their unmentionables?

35.Blindfolds

Never have, sounds fun and scary so idk

36.Using ice sexually

Never have but I'd like to try

37.Sexual role play

No and personally this seams stupid to me. But who knows maybe one day I'll think it's hot.

38.Whipped cream

No but I'm game for anything with whipped cream.

39.La Perla lingerie sex

Ohhh I've always wanted some La Perla

40.Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex

No damn it but I'd like to get some

41.Sex with someone much older

I've never been with someone older not even a day older than me. Somehow I've always been the older one. From a few months to about 6 years difference.

42.Sex with someone younger (legal!)

Yes see above.

43.Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner

No but I am certainly not opposed to the idea :)

44.A quickie in a skirt

Um quickie yes in skirt no. I rarely wear skirts. Though this summer I have mastered the skirt. I may have to make this one happen

45.A longie in the rain

Nope but again I'd like to.

46.Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you

No again grrr I really need to start working on this sex stuff.

47.Feather ticklers

No idk sounds lame to me.

48.Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else

Yes booze does bad things to me.

49.Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone

Hahahahaha okay I'll try

50.Silent sex in a full house

Nope I'm not the quiet type my ex would always shush me. Stupid ass!

Okay everyone else's turn how many on the list can you check off?

Pleasurists

2011-08-30T12:29:00.000-07:00

Dream by 0tr0zk0r4z0n3z

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Editor’s Pick

Fresh Beaded Nipple Huggers by CLP

Since there is no tension, they just fall right off every time I lean forward or shake too hard. They don’t ‘hug’ the nipple, but instead balance like paperclips on a pencil eraser–which is every bit as unsexy as it sounds. I did try to tighten the loop a bit, but the metal was pretty stubborn and did not budge enough for me to bend to size. I stopped just short of breaking them.

Note: It’s not the I love negative reviews, but often bad products lead to good writing and fun ways to say “it sucks.” Accompanying this review are some gorgeous pictures, it’s unfortunate they look far better than they work or actually are.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus

This week’s reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Flexi Risque by Mistress Kay
Flexi Risque by Sammi

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie & Shoes

Serious Business for Her by Red Vinyl Kitty

Miscellaneous

Sex Jams, I Need Some

2011-08-22T14:06:00.000-07:00

So, I've been thinking a lot about sex jams, you know music you listen to to get you in the mood for sex or strip teasing or. . . poll dancing. And since Keith is sending me a pole to test out, dance on and review for everyone, I thought it would be nice to have a good song picked out for when it arrives. And who better to give me a good sex jam then the audience!

Now it doesn't matter what kind of style the music is, it can be the barn yard polka for all I care. Here's a song / video Keith sent me to help inspire me that I like:

I like how my and the other Jessica's name is in it. I'm a dork like that. But I also like this song, which is very different in style:

Now, in my opinion the video to that sucks balls but I really like the slow erotic sway of it. Both songs though would be great to pole dance to. But maybe you know something that's even better, let me know in the comments below which song you'd pole dance to for your lover. Who knows, I just may use it for my video.

Until Then,

Jess

H is for Hysteria

2011-08-19T05:52:00.000-07:00

Hysteria a movie about the invention of the vibrator. No release date set as of yet.
Watch and go to ToysForSex.co to buy a vibrator, you know to relieve the hysteria.

G is for G-Spot

2011-08-12T09:02:00.000-07:00

The Gräfenberg spot or G-Spot is right after the clitoris the go to place on a woman's body. Now this of course varies from woman to woman as some ladies will cum just from nipple stimulation which I envy with a passion being able to cum that easy and without having to take your pants off. Curse you difficult stubborn lady parts that I ended up with.

The G-Spot is still argued by some as not even existing which being not being a doctor/scientist I will not speak on as I don't know for sure. What I do know is that chicks who squirt sure as hell think it exists and after having watched some porn well I agree. I myself have never had a G-Spot orgasm though I have gushed once and that was self stimulation and to be honest I can't remember what I was doing exactly just that I was on the phone with a friend and was super turned on and well happy things happened south of the border.

So where is this elusive G-Spot? Well according to my research it is 1 to 3 inches inside of the vagina. The G-Spot also will respond best as in provide the reaction one wants in a G-Spot orgasm when the woman is very aroused. For this a great deal of couple foreplay or solo play should take place with all the good touching, kissing and clitoral stimulation needed to get her worked up. Then when very aroused the G-Spot can be stimulated. I have heard that it is important to let go and just go with the sensation. Not easy for me personally though this is good advice in general when it comes to sex and or masturbation. One should not focus on squirting or focus on much of anything but enjoy the feelings. But if you do feel like you are going to release your bladder during then what the hell just let go and do it. Worst case you change the sheets before you go to sleep.

I myself have only really started focusing on my G-Spot I would say in the last month or so as I tend to solely focus on my clitoris during masturbation though during I always have this desperate urge to have my G-Spot stimulated. Not having had a partner who has ever attempted to try and get me off part of the reason I love reviewing toys so much is the self discovery. Finding what works, learning new things about what I like and how I like it. Lately I have attempted to stimulate my G-Spot during but not easy in solo play especially as I tend to hold my labia open with one hand and pull my hood back then with my other take a toy and focus on clitoral stimulation. This takes up all my hands and not having a third is quite annoying at times lol

So how to find the magical G-Spot? Well imagine a woman laying down. Now picture her vagina like a house, square shaped with a ceiling. The ceiling is where the G-Spot it but as woman are well known for having curves square is not our shape so one has to curve their finger/s up to reach the magic spot. Like so.

Take fingers and place in vagina one or two, more if that's what you like.

Curve fingers up to the "roof" of the vagina. Proceed to stimulate rubbing back and forth.

Happy days. Live, long and orgasm :)

OK I am Alive

2011-08-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

Sorry due to recent storms I have been offline while the website continued staying online, but now I am back and looks like I was missing out on some fun so lets pick up and get started because I am next with the questions lol. We will get the winners for the $100 giveaway here as soon as possible.

Just Ask Keith : Part 2

2011-08-09T02:57:00.000-07:00

Sooooo Keith, bet you didn't think this would happen did you? Don't be upset we do this because we love you, our sweet fuzzy pimp master. We just want to know more about you, about your inner freak. We know it's there. You too should be tmi I shouldn't be the only one and hey now's your chance.

Jess asked you some questions I had planned to and some great ones I never would have thought of.
So here it is more questions for you, questions courtesy of my dirty little brain.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would??? Okay that one I just wanted to see if you were paying attention, course if you would like to answer by all means feel free. lol dont know

Have you ever shaved your balls? Yes regularly, common grooming habit.

Jess asked about what you like to eat before and after but what I wanna hear is what you like to eat during which had better be what I'm thinking cause if you say a Big Mac you are way too freaky not to mention a Big Mac addict. Lmao, Yes you are correct it would be pussy, I was gifted with this wonderful talent.

What do you think you do best sexually? As before eating pussy, as I have been told more than once. and do enjoy it.

Do you like to incorporate toys during sex? If so which toy do you like in particular? Yes, the adam's pleasure skin cock http://www.toysforsex.co/products/Adam%27s-Pleasureskin-Cock.html

Has a chick ever taken a strap on to you? If so did you like it? No and No. lol

What is on your sex bucket list? A couple sex machines which will be added as a category on the website in the near future.

If you could change anything about your sex life what would it be? Honestly, last longer than I do sometomes.

What is the strangest place you have had sex? I use to manage a detail shop, so late one night in the shop on a corvette.

How often do you masturbate? Not as much as youmay think 3 -4 times a month.

Do you watch porn? If so what kind? How often? Yes, usually anal and blow job videos (straight).

How many woman have you been with. The truth not a guy answer please. I think at least 11.

Have you ever fantasized about me or Jess or both of us? If so what? If not wtf! Why not? Lmao oh god, yes and both. and it would be a threesome. Interested? lmao

Thanks for indulging us Keith. I am now sending you sweet virginal thoughts to make up for the interrogation.

Just Ask Keith: Part 1

2011-08-08T04:33:00.000-07:00

So Jessica and I have decided that we're going to make Keith answer some questions. Like whose he work for? Why did the dish run away with the spoon? And most importantly, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Kidding, they'll be much more personal than that! And not only are we asking questions but you readers have a chance to ask questions too! Whatever you want! Anything! And he has to answer them. He has no other option. :)

Now, today I will ask first and if you want to ask him something yourself just leave it in the comment section below. Then Jessica will take her turn asking on one of her posting days and you can ask more questions then and after wards Keith will give us all the details. . . he doesn't know about this. But now he does. Surprise! *claps hands and rubs them together* Now, lets start with some questions!

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1) How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 15

2) Do you have a sex doll. . . if yes, what kind and how many? No

3) What is one of your sexual fantasies? Getting my 2 bloggers in a threesome with me, lmao

4) Do you prefer blow jobs or hand jobs? Blowjobs

5) Why a sex toy store? Why not tools or cars or. . . prostitutes? ( Don't judge me! I couldn't think of anything else!) lmao, sex sells 97% of web searches are sex related besides I'm a pervert i guess lol

6) Do you prefer big breast or little breast? well if I had to choose (really doesnt matter) small and medium.

7) What type of grooming habits do you prefer your partner to have? I really prefer the famous air line strip

8) Favorite after sex meal? If I get off really hard I usually cant make it to the kitchen lol sad I know. but a lite sweet snack if I make it.

9) Favorite before sex meal? No preference

10) What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done? Probablly a threesome. 2 other women.

11) What is one thing you will never consider doing during / before / after sex? Anything that involves my butthole, lol

And that is all I can come up with off the top of my head. Now it's your turn, ask him a question, any question! And Keith *smiles sweetly* have fun.

Until Then,

Jess

F is for Fetish

2011-08-02T04:49:00.000-07:00

Fetishes there are many of. I think it's pretty much on par with phobias if it exists in the universe someone is probably afraid of it and if it exists in the universe someone is probably turned on by it.

A perfect example is clowns. Now anyone who has read or seen the movie based on the famous book It by Stephen King will for sure shit their pants just at the thought of clowns. I mean really clowns are scary fuckers.

At the same time there are people who are turned on by clowns, very much so. I recall a CSI episode in which the clown at a child's birthday party got it on with the mom the dad coming back from wherever he went found his wife getting her freak on with the clown and proceeded to kill him. I don't recall all the details but I do remember that they questioned the couple when they were discovered as the culprits after covering up the murder, why keep the clown suit? Well she asked hubs to wear it. Why? Cause it rocked her world of course. I mean it's a clown suit who doesn't want their husband to dress up in a dead guys giant colorful outfit, squirting flower, big bow tie and the shoes dear god the shoes oh how her toes must curl at the thought of floppy giant clown feet. Or maybe it's the squirt flower idk the point being people like all kinds of things.

Nothing wrong with it, course it would help if your fetish isn't something illegal or deadly like being eaten alive, yes there's a fetish for that too it's called vorarephilia or the tried and true necrophilia everyone knows that one. What? Rigor mortis does have a certain appeal. Hello! Weekend at Bernie's, Bernie got more ass than anyone. He'd be hard and stiff well for a very little while anyway then get all squishy and rotting and smelly okay okay I don't get it.

For you fine folks I have put together a nice handy dandy list of just a few interesting fetishes. Anyone care to share their own?

Plushies and furries, this is when you dress in animal costume and take on the persona of said animal. Some costumes have dildo attachments or holes for penetration. Furry fandom even has a convention for those interested.

Bicycle pumps, what fetish is this you ask. Well glad you did as I only just found out about this fetish while researching for this post. It's as simple as people who like to put bicycle pumps in their ass and pump their stomach up. A dangerous fetish as your internal organs are not designed for that kind of pressure not to mention that you end up farting like crazy as the air has to come out of you of course. Don't believe me? That's okay the proof is in the pudding or the youtube vid as it were.

Acrotomophilia is the love of amputees. I once saw a pic online of a really amazingly beautiful woman I mean damn. The most interesting part of her was the fact that aside from her beauty which was extreme I can still see her in my head was that she had no arms or legs and a bunch of guys around her ready to cum on her face. So glad I clicked that link.

Menophilia is a fetish for those who are into menstrual blood. Now I don't know about you but I and all the woman I know don't even like sex during. Some will be okay with sex in the shower or on a towel while on their period but the thought of some guy licking a pad or sucking a tampon is way too creepy sparkly vampire for my taste.

Coprophelia and emetophelia are the fetishes the internet can thank for two girls one cup. The first being an interest in feces the second being an interest in vomit. Combine the two and an internet legend is born.

2011-07-31T21:09:00.001-07:00

Why Gag Balls?

2011-07-28T13:07:00.000-07:00

I don't understand the whole thrill of being gagged with a ball. I myself hate being gagged, and though I've never had anyone gag me during sex I have been gagged and know its something I would never agree to during sex. The idea of having something blocking my air passage ( other than my nose ) scares the hell out of me. Also there's the whole looking like a complete idiot that goes with having one in your mouth. I don't mean to offend anyone who is into Gag Balls, I mean if you like the way you look or feel when using one more power to you but I am pretty sure the whole purpose someone uses one on someone else is to humiliate and make them look stupid. Yes, yes, I know there's this whole humiliation thing that supposedly goes with the whole BDSM scene. ( I'd make a horrible sub, because if someone even thought to put a gag ball or humiliate me in a horrific manner I'd end up ripping someones balls right out of their throats ).

Anyways, I'm always willing to assume ( if only to make people feel better ) that I'm over thinking something and that there's more to it. So I'm curious, and those into this whole thing if you care to explain, what is the thrill of this whole gag ball thing? Why doesn't a simple cloth gag not work for you? Or does it? Which do you prefer?

For me I prefer, if I must be gagged, that a cloth gag be used. One, because it doesn't make me look like a complete idiot and there's this whole kidnapping edge to it, and two, if I truly feel like I'm going to die during sex I could just gnaw my way out. lol. And most importantly there's the whole slobber thing, not attractive at all. But those are just my thoughts on the whole matter. Now its your turn, please explain to me why being gagged with a ball is such a turn on?

Jess

The Vagina Song

2011-07-26T08:26:00.000-07:00

Offical Announcement

2011-07-24T06:17:00.000-07:00

As of Sunday July 24, 2011. The online Publication by Toys for Sex
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There were some excellent submission for the first time around. Thanks to all Authors. And great story Emma D. Who was our first winning author for "Letter of the Month". Winning a Gift Prize of: $100 cash and The "Internet Rabbit" Vibrator. Hope her and David have fun with that.
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The Great Wall Of Vagina

2011-07-22T11:45:00.000-07:00

The Great Wall Of Vagina ( Which should actually be The Great Wall Of Vulva )
Vulva outside, vagina inside. Just saying. Why the fuck don't people know this??!!

Did You Know That?

2011-07-20T22:27:00.000-07:00

Well here is my First real attempt at blogging so here it goes, we will see about posting once a week.

Did you Know That ________?

1) Rats make love about 20 times a day.

2) Sex is the best and safest way to relax, its effect is 20 times as strong as valium’s.

3) For every web page with “normal” content, there are five of them with pornographic content.

4) In terms of biochemistry, sex has the same effect on the body as eating too much chocolate.

5) Beards grow faster on men who have sexual intercourse on a regular basis.

6) Male bats have the highest homosexuality rate among mammals.

7) Formicophilia is a fetish that involves having small insects crawl over one’s genitals.

8) Ithyphallophobia is the fear of watching and thinking about erect penises.

9) There are men in Guam whose job is to travel across the country and sleep with virgins, who pay them for the privilege of giving them the first sexual intercourse.

10) In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is only allowed to use her bare hands.

E is for Erection

2011-07-19T07:16:00.000-07:00

One of the joys of being a girl is not having to worry about awkward moments like these should you get a touch excited.

Sex Toys Made For The Men But I Want

2011-07-18T08:59:00.000-07:00

Making a special post just for the men today, I'm going to show you my favorite sex toys for men that I want so I can flip it and use it vaginally so I can play with it instead. ;) Sorry guys, no butt play for this gal. And I know I say this post is for you but really. . . it's for me. Buah ha ha ha. Anyways, so, one thing I want to kidnap from the guys to make my own is the Wreck 'Em Anal Plug, it just looks like it would be fun to use vaginally.

It's "short", wide, and made of soft but firm coating made with TPR ( whatever that is ), measures 7 inches long and 2.25 inches at its wide points and ribbed with ridges that add to the stimulation. ( Keith I really want this. . . just so you know ).

Next is the Silicone P.E. Vibe:

Not only is it soft, ribbed and curved at the end but it vibrates! I loooove vibrations. And this is another toy that looks like it could be pretty awesome for us ladies as well, so it's multi functional. And what fun are sex toys with out clit vibes? . . . er I mean butt vibes?

This nifty little baby is called the Ass-Berries, but with it's textured little head ( looks like a raspberry, only black ) looks like it would be fun to rub on the clitoris. I imagine it would fell great on the bum as well. These are a lot bigger than what they seem. It says on the sites product info that they measure 4 inches in length ( with only 2 inches insertable ) and 5.25 inches in circumference at its widest point. So plenty of fun to be had with it and it's RO-80mm bullet vibrations.

Not only do I want the Spectragels Beaded Anal Vibe because its cute and purple but because. . . okay, because its cute and purple and the different sized drops look like it would feel goods slipping in and out of me with different widths. It's 7 inches long in insertable length and verys in width with each drop from 2 inches wide in circumference all the way up to 4.75 inches wide in circumference and its jelly so it can bend to our womanly curves. Annnnnd, its water proof! Hells to the yes. :)

And the very last sex toy I want that is made for men is the Dirk Yates Ammo AR-50 Sensafirm Ass Rocket:

First I have to admit I do NOT want this to use on or in any part of my body. I just think it is the coolest thing ever and want to put it on one of my bookshelves because 1) I know one of my brothers would pick it up and be like "ohhh this is cool where did you get it." and 2) when I confess its actually a dildo I imagine their facial reactions to be priceless. Especially when I mention their for the back entrance and not the front.

How about you? Is there any toys made for men that you just want to take and use for yourself?

Jess

D is for Dildo

2011-07-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

It was a bit hard to figure out what I should go with this week as D is for many things but this being a blog for a store that sells sex toys D had to be for Dildo. I myself have gotten to review what I have come to call Monster Penis. Monster penis is a huge dildo that ToysForSex.co sells which is made with a cyberskin realistic feeling material. It's relatively realistic looking and even has a scrotum. The suction base makes it fun solo play.

There are many types of dildos available. Realistic ones, those with or with out a scrotum, suction base, glass, ones designed to target the g-spot, double ended and harness compatible.

Materials are also endless. Glass, wooden, cyberskin, jelly, plastic.

I'm forgetting a few no doubt.

The options vary but there is sure to be a dildo out there for everyone. No matter what you want it's available.

Trust me

Want a dildo like an alien penis, werewolf penis, tentacle, dragon tongue no problem you are good to go.

You are welcome, I think.

Sex Education: The History of Porno

2011-07-14T08:32:00.000-07:00

Howdy Ho Ya'll, it's me, Jess. So I've noticed that not only does Keith sell a wide selection of toys on his site but also a great deal of pornos and figured it would be a fun thing to research. I've always wondered when pornos first came around and knew it couldn't possibly have that big of a history. . . or so I assumed. It actually has a long history going as far back as the days of Thomas Edison, and ironically enough the first machine used to make some of the earliest known "porn" slides was created by a guy, William Kennedy Dickson, who worked for Edison.

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Looking to our ever trusty friend, Wikipedia, for some answers on this lovely subjects life history it reveals that the first ever pornographic film to be produced was actually a series of card illustrations, taken from an actual piece of film, that moved via a revolving drum lit by an Edison light source. These images were often featured at seaside locations, exhibiting sequences of women undressing or acting as an artist's model. These hand-crank peep-show movie devices were known in Britain as "What the Butler Saw" machines, the name of which was one of the first and most famous softcore reels.

Production of pornographic films started almost right after the invention of the motion picture in 1895 but was typically available only by underground distribution for home viewings as well as private clubs and night cinemas, and became widespread during the Silent Movie era of the 1920's. However soon after that it became illegal and stag films, or blue films as they were called, were forced to be produced underground by armatures throughout the 1940's and tied in with organized crimes. Being caught viewing or having it in ones possession often led to the risk of a prison sentence. Crazy right? And it wasn't until the 1970's that pornographic films became partially legitimized because more permissive legislation permitted the rise of adult theaters in the United States and many other countries; around this time many sex shops displayed coin-operated movie booths known as pornographic "loops" which showed a movie from film arranged in a continuous loop. I wonder if they still have these? I for one would love to see a porno in a booth while people shopped around me.

Anyways a year before 1970 Denmark became the first country to legalize hardcore pornography, with Netherlands following their lead leading to an explosion of commercially produced pornography. The difference between hardcore pornography and softcore pornography is that hard core porn depicts penetration and extreme fetish acts, while softcore doesn't. By the 1980's pornography on home video achieved the unimaginable and were given the rights for distribution. But in the late 1990's, early 2000's, the Internet changed distribution of porn again and complicated legal prosecution of obscenity even more, and even now pornographic films are illegal in some countries, shockingly China is one of them though they can still access these films through the Internet.

Two of the earliest pioneers, who deserve a great deal of thanks from porno fans everywhere, are Eugène Pirou and Albert Kirchner. Mr. Kirchner directed the earliest surviving pornographic film for Mr. Pirou, this 1896 film, Le Coucher de la Marie showed French actress Louise Willy performing a striptease. Mr. Pirou's film inspired a genre of risqué French films showing women disrobing. Had they not made their films, as "vanilla" as they may seem to some of you who enjoy the hardcore kink, other film makers wouldn't have realized that a profit could be made from such scandalous shows. And film makers of later generations only took that scandalous bar and raised it even higher in 1971 when the film Boys in The Sand was released, which just happens to be the first gay porno film to be available for a general audience.

I think its safe to say porn has come a long way, not just with the content but availability of it. And here's a fun fact for you, did you know that the average guy makes $300 - $400 per scene in a porn flick averaging $40,000 a year while women average $100,000 - $250,000 a year. And of course if you are in the mood to add more porn to your collection have a peek at Keith's stash, you may find something you like. ;)

Well that's it for me until Monday, promise to have something for you I won't forget if I do I'll gladly punch my brother in the nuts.

Until Then,

Jess

C is for Cunnilingus - Part II

2011-07-08T07:31:00.000-07:00

As mentioned in Tuesdays post cunnilingus rocks. To be the helpful blogger I am I would like to point out to guys on what to focus for any who may be interested. Now I'll be honest I've never been with a woman so I've never performed cunnilingus. Yes I've had it done to me but far too infrequently and not for very long periods of time when it was done, not to mention not for a million years now. Slight exaggeration but it's been a while the point I'm trying to make is that this how to is merely my opinion. Take it for what that's worth to you.

You will want to tease her, get her worked up. Make her moan and groan and beg. Get her to the point where she's squirming and so aroused she's about to tear her own head off.
In all cases the clitoris is your friend in cunnilingus especially so. However if you are going to tease her you should leave that spot till last kiss, lick, nibble, suck, pet, stroke her elsewhere till she can't take it anymore and just grabs your head and shoves it in her crotch. This pic however will help for those unsure where the clit is.

Sorry about my using paint but it's what I've got, the handy little arrow I drew still points to the magical clitoris. It is the happiest place on earth pay attention to it and lots of it. Again leave it for last get her excited before then when she's getting ready to explode clamp on the clit and suck, lick stab it with your tongue. Focus, focus, focus.

The clit hides away under the clitoral hood till she's happy to see you then comes out to play. Your job if you choose to accept it is to get her happy to come see you.

Before you focus on the clit you should move in getting close getting right there but not quite for that you will want to lick and suck her labia. Yes these are all technical terms for those not in the know her lips. Labia majora and minora. Pussy lips are focus worthy. Sensitive areas to lick no don't ask me how every girl is different you need to figure out what yours likes. Small strokes of the tongue long strokes kissing etc etc all good.

While focusing on these areas your hands are free which means you should be using them. Be it rubbing her breasts running your hands over her thighs, hips, arms. Putting your hands under her butt to lift her to you so you can focus your attention. Sticking a couple fingers inside her and rubbing her G-spot. G is for G-Spot coming soon ;) Just keep the hands moving reach up let her lick and suck your fingers clean, let her taste herself. Try stuff see what your lady likes.

When you start going south you should again tease and get her worked up. The good thing is that if your heading south she's probably on her way and woman have a lot of erogenous zones. You need to stimulate these and while every woman is different if you have been kissing her touching her she should be getting excited. Some thing as simple as kissing her belly and slow strokes of your hand on her skin should work in getting the juices flowing.

These below are all good areas and while I have added arrows I personally would say any part of the skin in the picture you should focus on and probably every part not in the picture. We're woman and demanding like that.

Sorry if this isn't simple but we are not men where it's pretty much just suck the penis we're woman and awesomely complicated like that. If you want simple never be with a woman but if you want a happy woman cunnilingus is a way to put a smile on her face.

Giveaway!

2011-07-07T08:59:00.000-07:00

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C is for Cunnilingus

2011-07-05T05:19:00.000-07:00

Cunnilingus is a toe curling awesome time. Woman love it and any woman who says she doesn't is lying to herself or to her partner. Her reasons being that she will never say out loud ; but I'll smell funny, taste funny, look funny omg my asshole is right there he'll see it!!! In a nut shell she's self conscious.

Every girl has those feelings, yes me too. I'm less worried about taste as really penis doesn't exactly taste like a happy meal and they don't call it penis breathe for nothing. I'm not worried about my vulva looking funny as hell it's a vulva what's it gonna look like? Plus I have always said lady parts look like flesh origami. Though both of these things have crossed my mind. Smell is what really gets me. I mean even if you bathe lady parts aren't exactly mountain fresh. Or maybe they are too mountain man fresh. It's fine if you just showered but what if you want spontaneous sex, are you going to do the scratch and sniff test first or wait for him to do it and then run screaming for the hills? I don't have an answer for that one but if I was even getting some I'd be all noooo I want to but I just pee peed you can't go there now.

The other issue I have is butt holes I mean they are butt holes, it's not a pretty site unless you're a porn star and then it'll be waxed and bleached into oblivion. But for everyone else it's a dark and scary place you should never go, I think so anyway and until I need to use the ladies room I tend to act like it's not there which is why it being looked at or touched makes me freak out. The point being most ladies have some freak out tendencies when it comes to getting eaten out.

A pity for sure as getting eaten out is probably every girls favorite thing. Just as guys love blow jobs getting a guy to go down on you is heaven.

Cunnilingus is a sure fire way to earn brownie points with your lady. In Taoism it is considered a loss of chi or vitality to loose seminal or vaginal fluids which is the reason why oral sex is revered as you are taking that vitality within you. ( Note to self find a guy who is a Taoist )

For all the anal bible thumping fanatics I'd also add that cunnilingus is even mentioned in the King James version of Song of Songs.

Man I love Wikipedia cause you know everything on there is true. Okay maybe not but it is about cunnilingus.

For guys I would say this, when you are with your woman don't be an ass and nag her endlessly about blow jobs I mean for real your putting your favorite body part in a place with teeth. Do you want to get it bitten off??? No nagging you want a blow job the easiest way to get one is by going down on her and for more than a minute I might add. Next post coming Friday I shall have a lovely picture tutorial on what to focus on.

Nipple Play aka Tit Torture

2011-07-04T03:55:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Jessica posting about boobies last week I've been thinking a lot about breast lately. Mostly mine. And just a couple hours ago I visited another bloggers area and saw that she got nipple clamps in the mail. I've always been intrigued with the whole nipple clamp thing, not that I myself want my nipples clamped, I'm a wuss when it comes to pain and that looks painful. Which makes sense when you read that back during the Spanish Inquisition there was a torture applied that paid particular attention to the breasts and nipples to get a confession from alleged witches. And when you read the different types of methods there are for nipple "play" some of them just sound darn right excruciating. Makes my nipples hurt just reading about them.

What type of nipple play is there? Well, according to the always resourceful Wikipedia there are thirteen methods when it comes to this.

1. Breast Binding, the compressing of the breast against the chest wall with tape, bandages, ropes, etc.

2. Breast Bondage, the wrapping of rope, leather strips, cables, rubber bands, or some other type of constricting material around the base of the breast wrapping the binding around the chest and back or just around the breast.

3. Flagellation, striking the breast by slapping, whipping, canning, or paddling.

4. Nipple Clamps, the use of nipple clamps or some other type of clamp ( clothespin, hair pins, etc.) clamped on the nipples.

5. Electricity, the use of electricity on the breast or nipples.

6. Piercing, piercing the nipple for either temporary or permanent play involves the use of acupuncture or hypodermic needles, atypical piercing devices, nipple bars or rings, metal skewers or even suspension hooks through one or both breasts or nipples.

7. Wax, this involves dripping hot wax onto the breast or nipples after they've been chilled with ice.

8. Temperature Play, is the use of either ice or flame or any other thing that can burn or freeze, like dry ice or curling irons.

9. Biting, Scratching & Pinching. Self explanatory.

10. Suction, using some sort of vacuum device to suck on the nipples or breast.

11. Chemical Play, is the use of balms or ointments like Bengay or Icy Hot rubbed onto both the breasts and nipples. Or just the nipples.

12. Abrasion, this involves rubbing the breasts or nipples with sandpaper, scrapers, or other types of abrasives.

13. Plants & Animals, this involves enticing wild or domestic animals to lick, nip, bite, or sting the breast and nipples. Or using stinging plants on the breast.

Am I the only one who thinks that is more of a list for torture than pleasure? ( probably where the term "Tit Torture" comes in ). A few sound intriguing but others I have to question some peoples mental stability. I doubt whoever came up with some of those more bizarre types of playing options read the Kama Sutra that was created way back in 300 B.C. . . . or maybe they have, I sure as hell haven't so who knows, maybe it does say to use a curling iron on someones breasts or to put flames on them. Though I seriously doubt it, though it did encourage pinching, scratching, biting and flogging erotic body parts, especially the nipples and breasts.

And though I am curious about nipple clamps I am too scared to actually try them because with the vivid imagination I have I'm always afraid my nipples would get cut off, which would hurt like hell and like I've already said any pain and I'm crying like a baby. However I am not apposed to wax, a few love nips, and some sucking. I would be willing to try the breast bondage just so long as it wasn't done in extremes like this:

That's just insane, and makes me think of how the farmers / ranchers around here ( my dad included ) use rubber bands to cut off the balls of a Bull. Yep, makes me want to barf and punch someone in the nuts. But maybe you're into nipple play / tit torture, or just curious about it. If that's the case Keith has some toys you may find fun.

Well, that's it for me until Thursday.

Until Then,

Jess

B is for Boobies

2011-07-01T07:59:00.000-07:00

I've been a bad blogger and didn't post on Tuesday. My bad. So to make it up to everyone I'm posting naked pics. Yeah I am. Not sure how much I can get away with but I'm sure my pimp ( howdy Keith ) will reprimand me for being a bad girl if I go over the top. But for reals we were all born naked and considering that I was going to go with B is for Blow Jobs boobs just seam all kinds of tame.

Now guys love them and some girls, actually everyone should because really a nice pair of tata's are a nice pair of tata's. But us ladies need to take good care of ours. I for one am a bad girl as I don't do my required monthly exam of them. In fact if I'm going to be honest I never have. I know I know, trust me I know what you're thinking. But you have boobs how could you not just touch them all the time? Well you're right let me touch them now just to make you feel better. Yep there still there.

Okay so now that I have touched on a serious subject of breast exams and done it in my usual subtle style lets skip the bullshit and go right to the boob pics. I did after all promise you some but lastly before I do I'd like to say that this post is dedicated to Keith. The ToysForSex.co big cheese. All this magic is thanks to him. So thank him by buying something from the store. Come on now, if you read this blog you know you want toys. So just cave and get some.
I'll feel my boobs some more if you do ;)
Boobs for Sex Toys has a nice ring to it don't you think?

Sex Education: Class Two: The History of BDSM

2011-06-30T08:34:00.000-07:00

Welcome, welcome, to the second class of Toys for Sex: Sex Education. I'm Jess, and I'm your teacher. ;) . Today, as promised, we are going to take a look at the history of the BDSM practice.

BDSM: Bondage & Discipline; Sadism & Masochism.

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When I first decided to look into the history of BDSM I had thought I'd get to learn a great deal of facts about this practice. Sadly though there wasn't much to learn.

From what I've found out there aren't any clear recordings on when the practice of BDSM came about. Though one of the oldest graphical proofs to this were found inside the Tomba della Fustigazione, at the burial site in Tarquina. An image of two men flagellating a woman with both a hand and cane during an erotic situation, dated to be as old as the late sixth century B.C., was found in the tomb.

Anecdotal reports of people willingly being bound or whipped as a prelude to, or substitute for, sex from the 14th century and medieval phenomenon of "courtly love" have been found as well. And according to the ever trustworthy Wikipedia, where I get all of my useless knowledge, some sources claim that BDSM as a distinct form of sexual behavior originated at the beginning of the 18th century when Western civilization began medically and legally categorizing sexual behavior. But it wasn't until the 1950's and 60's that the first commercial appearance of BDSM in film / photography took place. And even though the practice of BDSM has become quite popular over the years the act of BDSM in some countries is illegal, no matter if its consensual or not. And in others you MUST be a certain age to be considered of "consenting" age.

. . . and that's all I could find out. Not a lot, but still interesting I think. If you're interested in Bondage play Keith sells a lot of fun looking bondage supplies. You should probably check it out. Well that is it for me this week.

Until Next Monday,

Jess

Sorry :}

2011-06-27T20:47:00.000-07:00

Hey ya'll, it's me, Jess. I just wanted to stop by and apologize for not making my stop earlier today. Just so many things popped up when I least expected them too every time I thought I'd get a break to work on my post. But I promise to have a really good post up for you on Thursday regarding the practice of BDSM. Again, sorry I didn't post something earlier.

Until Thursday,

Jess

A is for Anal - Part II

2011-06-24T05:14:00.000-07:00

Wendy Ho summed up my views on anal nicely in a previous post but now I'm going to cover why I feel less than thrilled about it. My own personal experiences that shaped those views.

Most importantly I'm used to things coming out of there not going in so very different. Specifically I've experienced anal with two guys. The first my ex who liked going from vagina to ass without warning. Bam all of a sudden penis goes from one zip code to another. No warning, no lube just hey there asshole. This was me o_O

Now being the stupid girl I was I didn't say anything I would let him do whatever he wanted. Then walk around with a sore butt for a week. This experience I suspect solidified my view on anal. I'm an open minded kind of girl, I'm not opposed to trying things so after the suggestion of a uh phone friend I got myself a plug. He said masturbate with it in see what you think and so I did. Not bad really. Odd still but not bad course I put it in myself slowly no less and used lube, amazing how that can change things. Despite this better experience still not a favorite thing of mine to do so I pretty much ignored the butt for a while and just went back to the good old reliable clitoris. Yay.

Next experience was with a guy who actually asked for it amazing what you can get if you do that. I had told him plug with lube then after that slow and if I say stop you stop. Lay down the law on that one. Uh huh like a boss.

How did that one go well great if you don't take the needing to take an epic shit feeling I had during into account. Seriously not the feeling you wants to be having during sex. Let's just say that ended quickly without a mess fortunately. Now I'm not opposed to anal, lots of people like it. I and Wendy Ho do not.

For those who love it I wish I experienced what you do. For guys I ask that you go slow and use a butt load

( hahaha see what I did there ) of lube. Don't be all weirded out if you do get pooped on I mean really your putting the penis in a place that poopy comes out of so get over it if it does happen. Most importantly don't tell her to relax this will just piss her off. Trust me. If you say relax you are liable to get elbowed in the face and end up going to bed one night and waking up with a strap on getting to know your back door. Relax is easy to say when your on that end, you seriously should never ask for anything you wouldn't do yourself. Hilarious because if guys went by that rule no one would ever have sex.

Will I try again yes I suspect I will. When? Well with my lack of a sex life it may be years, course who knows but I promise to keep you all posted on my anal experiences.

So there you have it anal from this straight girls point of view.

Fun With Dildos

2011-06-23T04:51:00.000-07:00

Hey it's me, Jess, today we are talking dildos. I'm not going to tell you how to find the perfect dildo, or how to use them, we've already established I am a virgin when it comes to toys. Nope, today we are going take a quick little looksie at the little bit of interesting history I've dug up on dildos and how you can make your very own dildo.

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Okay, so being the stalker whore that I am for Keith's site, Toys for Sex, I noticed something that caught my interest, something I want but can't have because I have no one to force it on to. Sad, I know, but it got me wondering about how dildos were made, and surprisingly enough I couldn't find any source to give me a step by step process on how they're made but I did find interesting little facts about dildo's in history.

Fun Facts:

It's no surprise to me that, unlike vibrators, dildos have been around longer. Early types of dildos were made out of things such as stone, leather, wood, tar, bone, ivory and porcelain. And, get ready for this. . . . according to Wikipedia the world's oldest dildo dates back 30,000 years ago back in the Upper Palaeolithic period! It is a siltsone 20-centimeter ( about 10 inches) phallus. Findings also show that the ancient Egyptians used dildos over 2,500 years ago. But what is more interesting ( maybe not more than the 30,000 year one ) is that dildos were mentioned in several plays as far back as 411 B.C. There's a quote from one play from 1674 where one of the actresses is quoted to say:

"To act with young boys is loving without men.
What will not poor forsaken women try?
When man's not near, the signior must supply."

"Signior" was a term back then for dildo. Pretty cool huh? I think so. I'm still pretty bummed though that I couldn't find a step by step process on how these things are made. I know how the blown glass and wooden ones are made, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, but the more life like ones I'm interested in. I mean do they go around asking guys to model their cocks for them and to sign a waver or something to be allowed to replicate their penis? If so, I want to be one of the ones who has to find these guys! I could be an Official Pecker Inspector darnit. But though I may not be able to know how they are made by the manufacturers I can order one of these kits and make one myself. . . . if I had a penis to do it.

Seriously, how cool is that? I like the packaging too, sort of reminds me of that old Newlywed game show with the lettering. Now what I want to know is if anyone has ever used one of these? And if so. . . can I see it?

Well that's it for me this week! See you Monday. Until then,

Jess

New Online Magazine

2011-06-22T23:05:00.000-07:00

Hello, I am excited to announce a new online magazine. Publication of Toys for Sex, Kiss and Tell magazine. Each month our editors will select letters to be published. We will also choose a letter of the month. We like them hot, kinky, unusual, detailed and witty. We also will be accepting pictures if you would like them added to your stories, age verification maybe needed for image submissions. When we publish your submission as the letter of the month, you'll receive a free gift. It's time to tell the world all the explicit details of one of your favorite sexual adventures. Here's your opportunity to have your own sex stories published in a online magazine exclusively written by its readers. So start writing and make them hot. http://kissandtellmagazine.blogspot.com Spread the word, post it, blog it, email it, tweet it, facebook it and use word of mouth. Leave comments here and there to show your interest and support.

A is for Anal

2011-06-21T06:42:00.000-07:00

I will delve into my views on anal in a future post however I will let Wendy Ho and the magic of Poop Noodle do it for me this time. I found it ages ago on Drollgirls blog.

Sex Education: Class One: The History of Vibrators

2011-06-20T05:32:00.000-07:00

Welcome my lovelies to the first class of Toys for Sex: Sex Education. I figured since our supervisor, Keith, sells vibrators it would be fun to officially begin our little journey of this blog with the history on vibrators. My name is Jess and I am your instructor. ;) . Now sit down, shut up, and lets begin. . . . you can take notes if you like. :)

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One of the first vibrators ever created was brought about in the late 1860's by an American physician named George Taylor. His creation was a steam-powered device called the "Manipulator." And though a bit awkward in handling this machine was still heralded as some relief for the doctors who found themselves suffering from fatigued wrists and hands. Now, you're probably thinking "yeah, I know why their wrists and hands were so tired" [ insert perverted laugh and elbow jabs to the ribs here ]. And you're right, it was to make their job of masturbation easier, but when they were created masturbation actually wasn't in their mind frame. Vibrators were actually invented to help cure women of hysteria caused by things like anxiety, sleeplessness, irritability, nervousness, erotic fantasies, and moisture inside the vagina. Which of course we all know is really just sexual frustration. But they didn't know this back then apparently. And since there were so many women running about back then with hysteria the doctors needed a bit of help inducing them into "hysterical paroxysm" ( orgasm ) that good ol' doctor Taylor created a device to help them in their cause. God bless 'im.

And hold onto your top hats folks, I've found a picture of this blesid device that this doctor created.

Steam-powered Vibrator

I myself would love to know how exactly this machine was used, I mean do you see that chain close to the vibrator stick? It looks rather terrifying. If I had my options though I would probably go with the hand crank option instead, which was invented a few years before the steam-powered one ( if google is to be believed). Sure it may look like a strange egg beater device thing but it doesn't look as dangerous.

Hand-Crank Vibrator

All you did was twist the little handle and you got a nice little a plunging motion of the center disk at the end combined with a rotating eccentric weight, going as fast or slow as you or your ~~partner~~ doctor wanted. But still, I imagine that that even got tiresome for the doctors after a while if they used it on all those hysterical women because the constant turning of the handle. So it's probably why that in 1880 Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville hopped on the band wagon and had the first electromechanical vibrator patented.

Electromechanical Vibrator

Stepping off track a bit since the power cord may confuse some, electricity became widely available during the years between 1880 - 1890 making Dr Granville's healing device one of the first of its kind. And apparently this gadget was the one to use to cure that bad case of "female hysteria" until the early 1900's rolled around when the first electric vibrator went on market for retail sale in 1902. So now the doctors were able to wash their hands of the women and let them cure their damn selves. Until 1920 came around and vibrators disappeared from the market because it wasn't proper for polite society to have due to their usage in pornography.

*looks around panicked*

"But what about all the unstable ladies suffering with hysteria!? They're all going to go mad!"

Sorry. Anyways. For 40 something years vibrators had to be hidden, it was scandalous to have them. And in the 1960's some wonderful soul brought them back thanks to the sexual revolution of that era and in 1966 the first cordless vibrator "for use on the human body" was patented by Jon H. Tavel ushering in the modern personal vibrator.

And there my lovelies, is your Sex Education in the life of Vibrators. I think it's safe to say that we've come a long way in the design of these hysterical paroxysm inducers. Anyways, that's it for me until Thursday. Until then.

Jess

Meet The Blogger: Rebecca

2011-06-15T12:47:00.000-07:00

Hi I am the third party to this ~~threesome~~ er...trio. I am Rebecccca! Lets see, lets see what can I tell you about myself here? I am 26, recently divorced, I still like to think of myself as being carefree and have no desire to become an "adult." I don't really care for long walks on the beach or that mushy girly stuff (too much). I see quality time with my man as doing something constructive like working on my decrepit old car or something outside where we can get grimy. Wow these do sound like dating ads!

I am currently semi-homeless...I rent a couch from a friend, which is more like I rent the closet because I usually find better places to sleep (dirty minded already?) and my clothes just reside there. Also currently unemployed (anyone hiring?) which means I like to get all my review toys for either FREE or really reallllllllly cheap. I also love gifts, just sayin'!

On the topic of toys I am super excited about this blog. I love toys. I love sex. I love men. Wow that sounded bad. Whatever! You know what? I will own up to it. I LOVE MEN! In all their manly glory. Anything that helps me satisfy this little "freak" inside me I am willing to at least consider. Bring on the testers! Guess it is just my adventurous nature. Lets get this thing going! According to the suggested schedule I will be posting or attempting to post on Wednesday and Saturday, so keep your eyes open for my ramblings.

Currently I have two other blogs where I spew my thoughts... Randomness That is Life which is where I attempt to keep my personal ramblings. Feel free to check it out if you care to hear about my car trouble and silly drunken nights. B&B sexcapades is a joint effort with another girl who happens to be my biffle (best friend for life) This is where we talk about different things sex related, could be stories, or interests, or even random stuff that you wonder but don't want to ask.

Also I want to thank Keith and the Jessicas really quick for inviting me to this little pow wow. I am the baby of this blogger group and hope I can live up to their blogging greatness.

Meet The Blogger : Jessica

2011-06-13T23:41:00.000-07:00

Howdy, I'm Jessica. I like going to the movies, reading, quiet nights at home curled up with a good book, walks on the beach .... wait this isn't match.com err my bad. Let me do that again.

Howdy, I'm Jessica. I like sex toys, masturbating, blogging about sex toys and masturbating, sex on the beach, scrubbing sand out of my butt crack and oh so much more.

I'm one of the bloggers who will be charming the pants off you all with her blogging or at least trying to do so to get you to go buy all the good stuff Keith has for sale. And really why would you not want to? I mean a person without sex toys is a person who well needs some. One is also not enough, there are so many you just have to try them out and then keep trying them. What if that new toy on the market happen to be the one that makes your toes curl like no other, do you really want to miss out? Yeah I didn't think so.

I go by Jess or Jessica but as there are two of us by that name blogging we'll make it easy she'll go by Jess and I will be Jessica. Less confusing for all.

So this post is to be an introduction so you all get to know a little about me which leaves me wondering what to say. Should I share that time in Tijuana with the tequila and midgets? Probably not.

So lets do the basics. I'm 31 ugh just had my birthday on the 4th mark it on your calenders so you can send me presents. I have a brother who's a little younger than me. I live with him and my mother. Suffice it to say testing out toys for review is not easy. I have to announce that I'm going to sleep so there will be no interruptions as my bed faces the door. Having one of them walk in while I'm trying out a toy would be unpleasant.

I work at a hotel, night shift no less which makes for some interesting stories. Like the guy who came in one night asking if I had ever been slapped in the face with two grand before while waving a wad of cash around. Then he started taking his pants off. Ahh fun times.

Working the night shift and living with family makes meeting guys hard so I am yes a single gal. Shocking really considering my awesomeness but what can you do.

I have another blog Jess resides here where I tend to come across as a sex crazed nympho and ramble a lot. I'm really not, okay maybe a little. In person I do ramble once I get started, course getting me started is the hard part and sex well I have a high sex drive higher than any guy I've known at least which is the issue no one to take out the frustrations on. If I did probably not a peep out of me on the blog, but again night shift so hard to meet people and I'm very selective about the company I keep so no sexy time for me. Which is why I love my blog I get to unleash it all, now that I have this one as well, I'll be 10 X as TMI as usual.

Course if we ever meet in person I'll be the one holding her mothers hand, hiding behind her skirt. I'm not nearly as forward and out there in person as on the net. But as you get the online me TMI should be expected.

I'm not a disciplined blogger with clear rules that I blog by I tend to be extremely random. An idea will pop into my head and off I'll go with it, so I would love to tell you all what I'll be blogging about but really anything and everything will surely come up.

I'm looking forward to blogging here a great deal and want to thank Keith the big cheese for the opportunity, Rebecca for being so awesome and jumping in on the action and of course Jessica who did a wonderful intro and is an excellent blogger, one who has such great blogging ability that I totally envy it.

Together we make up the awesome Jess sandwich, now who wants in between?

Course were not bad were just drawn that way ;)

Meet The Blogger: Jess

2011-06-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

I have to say, before I go much further, that I am horrible at introducing myself. I’ve tried to write this post once before but it came out sounding more like a dating ad. So where do I start?. . . How about I’m a sex fiend? Which I guess is good considering this blog is about sex and sex toys, but horrible since I have no active sex life outside of my hand. But hey, look on the bright side, that’s going to change soon because Keith is going to give me toys to use instead. Give my hand a break. And just so you know, I’m a horrible lay, I would know since I’ve been keeping myself warm at night. ;)

See! I’m horrible at talking about myself. LOL. Lets try this again.

My name is Jessica, but here on the Toys For Sex blog and on my blog, Let's Talk About "It", I go by Jess. I’m 24 years old, a book reviewer ( and now an adult toy reviewer ) and a self proclaimed virgin in all things sex, toys, and anything healthy. This should be interesting. I have a serious but playful personality, I can’t help but crack jokes or play pranks, even if it’s just to make myself laugh ( which, sadly, is almost always the case ), but even though I am a devious little prankster I also have to have a lot of seriousness in my life. I’m a clean / neat freak if someone doesn’t clean up after themselves and expects me to I unleash all sorts of hell on a person. I’m constantly cleaning up after myself. Maybe because I’m the youngest of 6 kids and could never find my toys because their junk was always hiding them?

I can admit that I don’t know anything about a lot of things. Sex, toys, relationships, Football ( don’t tell my family, they think I actually pay attention to more than just the players butts ). Hmm, what else? I’ve been blogging for nearly 2 years ( on my main blog Jessica Rabbit’s Corner ). I think the size of a guys penis matters. As do looks. You might think I’m just a big high maintenance superficial b!tch for that, but I’m not. I swear. Honest! I’m just very picky in everything, ask the readers of my book blog, they’ll tell you, even fictional people have to meet my standards. I'm probably the most harsh reviewer out of the three of us ladies that will be blogging on here. And don't tell anyone, *looks around and whispers* but it tickles me pink every time someone calls me mean or harsh for my reviews. What they see as harsh I see as brutal honesty / love. :)

Okay, I’m shutting up now, I have no idea what else I’m supposed to tell you. Here’s the basics of what you need to know.

The Basics:

Name: Jess

Age: 24

Posting Days: Mondays & Thursdays

Topics I'll Discuss: Sex Ed ( this will be interesting, lol ), Personal Opinion On Weekly Theme, Product Reviews

Oh, I forgot to add that I'm actually very shy in person, like most people I'm most "open" on the internet. Okay, I'm really done now.

Greetings!

2011-06-09T17:43:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my blog, well, Keith's blog, I'm just writing this for him. I thought it would be fun to write this as if I were him but that isn't as easy as I thought it would be. Anyways, welcome to the official Toys for Sexblog. You're online source for all things sex. Now you may be thinking this is just another sex blog, for just another sex toy website, but you're wrong on that. We're a lot more humorous than those other bastards. And while they're out trying to steal your hard earned cash, we're all just trying to keep you from spending your money on them and on Keith instead. . . *stops and ponders* You know, if you think about it, Keith is like our pimp. We try to hook you in while he rakes in the profit. I really should have read the fine print on that contract first, though the bitch slap across the face and being told "Get to work hoe" should have tipped me off.

I'm kidding of course. We're not trying to take your money, we're honestly just trying to provide you with a site that both entertains and informs you on anything and everything you're smutty little hearts desire in the sex world. We're a brand new blog so please be patiant, and kind ( or I'll slap you with my SLUT paddle ) while we get the place up and running.

At the moment we have two bloggers that will be contributing to this lovely little blog, myself and Jessica ( Keith is our ~~pimp~~ supervisor, lurking in the shadows to keep us in line ) but we are inviting another to join our little party so hope to have a good ol' threesome for ya'll. And I mean that in the complete sexual way it sounds. *Rawr*. Kidding! I meant that in a non-sexual way, I just love teasing you. And before you run off, I promise we will be completely serious with our posts. . . most of the time. . . When it's called for. ( You will quickly find out we don't like the "norm". i.e. stuffy, uptight, serious to a brain numbing degree ). And while I still have you hostage I'm going to go ahead and sign out, but hope to see you around.

Until Then,

Jess

* Yes, there are two Jessica's that will be posting here. We'll try not to confuse you. ;)